I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!
The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!. Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured! Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent! You know, they say TV makes you violent. What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!. Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons. 
What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?. I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this. It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father. Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick. You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!. 
Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!. Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!. There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!. Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!
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